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February 12, 2009

Fastest gun in the west

Filed under: asinine, haha — toobstar @ 5:08 am

“I draw cock level, fire this gun and hit in less than 2/100th of a second”

April 2, 2008

Creepy Girl

Filed under: asinine — toobstar @ 2:23 am


January 23, 2008

Leyton Hewit’s sister

Filed under: asinine, haha — toobstar @ 5:18 am


July 19, 2007


Filed under: asinine — toobstar @ 2:41 am

“This is the documentation of every intimate relationship I have ever had.”

July 3, 2007

Ear Mounted Turn Signals

Filed under: asinine, cycling, engineers — toobstar @ 4:33 am

Invention of the week..

June 27, 2007

Mobile Phone tracking

Filed under: asinine, haha — toobstar @ 11:18 pm

The latest tech from USA apparently… (via Zepps)

Holy bejesus,

I thought this was a joke: http://www.track-your-partner.com

Them crazy yankees have launched a tracking website enabling users to pinpoint the location of their partners’ cell phones.

It’s actually kinda cool, if a bit “big brother”. Check it out… you can use my number to map where I’m at — (917) XXXXXXX. Yikes!

The bizarreness of technology never ceases to amaze…

May 24, 2007

Drugs are bad

Filed under: asinine, drugs — toobstar @ 3:30 am

You’d think a policeman would know better,

“i think we’re dying…. i think we’re dead… ” too much fun.

Maybe he should have read a copy of

written up on Amazon as a “ A Tour de Horse”

May 8, 2007

Manila’s Top 5 most ridiculous jobs

Filed under: asinine, manila — toobstar @ 5:49 am

5. The roadside construction workers who get to use a chisel instead of a jack hammer

4. The two guys who travel with the delivery man in his truck and carry goods because they can’t afford a trolley

3. Back up doorman for your hotel (responsibilities: none)

2. Person who racks the cue balls while you play pool (one person per table)

1. Girl who brushes hair off your already protected shoulders while you get a hair cut

March 13, 2007

Self-Antonyms / Janus Words / Contronyms

Filed under: asinine — toobstar @ 6:36 am

English is a crazy language eh…. check this out.  I was first put on to these by Ruth Wajnryb (surely that’s just a pen name from an ironic linguist) in my Saturday paper.

November 29, 2006


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